New and Improved Haiku Hinjinks

VODKA, HOLD THE SCALLOPS

Delicious  Scallops.

Cooked them but did not eat a

Single damn  Scallop.

 

SCALLOP PROLGUE

I’m not mad, I’m glad

people ate the scallops up.

Just wish I had one.

 

SCALLOP PROLOGUE II

It’s too bad, soo sad

You owe me a Blow Job now.

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES !!
 

PIMP YOUR SISTER

You pimp you sister

To save your own sorry self.

but I’m not buying

 

2B OR NOT 2B

She’s not retarded!!

I heard the irrate girl say.

But he says “Downy!”

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  1. wow lol… i’m thrilled that i inspire you so… but no BJs lol

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