Alexander the Great

In the time it took me to

  1. walk upstairs
  2. slip out of my clothes (I’m good at it, lots of practice)
  3. pee in the toilet

Alexander mananges to:

  1. wake up
  2. escape his mother’s grasp
  3. get naked
  4. pee on the carpet
  5. pee on his little sofa bed
  6. pee on his mother’s leg

If I didn’t have to run downstairs naked to mop up urine I would have just sat there laughing hysterically.

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