Too much caffiene

I haven’t felt this caffienated since I spent all day going from cofee shop to coffee shop with Josh, a few years ago.

I feel like I need to piss contantly, I could break out into s superspeed sprint at any moment, anything with a vagina is looking pretty tempting at the moment, and if I were to walk into a room playing the techno theme from Blade I would start pounding on people like they were vampires who ate my baby.

Side note: Alex ate my cell phone. I have a new one, and my number is unchanged, but I lost all the phone numbers in the old one. Get off your ass an call me.

P.S. Having a vagina or the Blade Theme with you would be a HUGE PLUS!!!!

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